miss ryan's self-ship central :)
hi !!! i go by Miss Ryan or Rye, my pronouns are she/her, i’m 23 years old, and i fall on the aromantic spectrum.
half the reason i fell into self-shipping is for coping reasons - i have a hard time developing relationships with real people, and very very rarely develop romantic attraction to real people, so having f/os helps me a lot !!!
| DNI: basic DNI criteria (queerphobic, racist, etc.) // if you support pedophilia/MAP and/or incest // if you identify as a pro-shipper and/or age up minor characters to ship with them |
PRIMARY: f/os that i talk about and think about the most !!! they tend to have the most lore in my brain :) names in bold i am NOT comfortable sharing !!!
SECONDARY: f/os that i think and talk about a moderate amount, but they're a few braincells away from the big leagues :) names in bold i am NOT comfortable sharing !!!
TERTIARY: f/os that i only think and talk about from time to time - still love them though :) i'm okay sharing all of these f/os !!!
PLATONIC: any and all familial and friend f/os :) !!! definitely comfortable sharing !!! if you happen to ship romantically with any of my platonic f/os, tell me about your ship :) !!!
Joe Dirt - Joe Dirt (2001)
s/i: Rye (me :) !!!)
ship tag: same moon
together since 03/02/21, married since 08/31/22
John Wick - John Wick
s/i: Katana
ship tag: continental consequences
Kendall Roy - Sucession
s/i: Gogh
ship tag: corporate connection
Ralph Cifaretto - The Sopranos
s/i: Beatrix
ship tag: gladiator's paradise
Alan Harper - Two and a Half Men
s/i: Kaye
ship tag: blueberry pancakes
Frankenstein's Creature - Frankenstein (1931)
(also ship with iterations from Penny Dreadful and Mary Shelley's Frankenhole)
s/i: Winnifred
ship tag: bolts & all
Cooper Adams/Abbott AKA The Butcher - Trap (2024)
s/i: Harper
ship tag: falling into the trap
| f/o / crush | source | s/i | ship tag |
|---|---|---|---|
| Willy Wonka | Wonka (2023) | Bonnie | sugar rush |
| Dom Toretto | Fast & Furious saga | Callie | rearview romance |
| Neil Fak | The Bear | Evian | TBD |
| Raj Koothrappali | The Big Bang Theory | Astrid | it's not rocket science |
| Ethan Chandler | Penny Dreadful | Clara | TBD |
| Baby Billy Freeman | The Righteous Gemstones | Ruby | TBD |
| Darius | Atlanta | Juno | TBD |
| Carl | Aqua Teen Hunger Force | Fern | TBD |
| William Murderface | Metalocalypse | Arachne | TBD |
| Reverend Putty | Moral Orel | Annie | TBD |
| Sonny Crockett | Miami Vice (2006) | TBD | TBD |
Brandy - Joe Dirt (2001)
Kickin' Wing - Joe Dirt (2001)
Charlene - Joe Dirt (2001)
Clem Doore - Joe Dirt (2001)
Charlie Harper - Two and a Half Men
Jake Harper - Two and a Half Men
Sheldon Cooper - The Big Bang Theory
Howard Wolowitz - The Big Bang Theory
Penny - The Big Bang Theory
Amy Farrah Fowler - The Big Bang Theory
Adriana La Cerva - The Sopranos
The Bowery King - John Wick
Nathan Explosion - Metalocalypse
Pickles The Drummer - Metalocalypse
Skwisgaar Skwigelf - Metalocalypse
Toki Wartooth - Metalocalypse
Charles Offdensen - Metalocalypse
Judy Gemstone - The Righteous Gemstones
Noodle - Wonka (2023)
Letty Ortiz - Fast & Furious
Tej Parker - Fast & Furious
Roman Pearce - Fast & Furious
Mia Toretto - Fast & Furious
Brian O'Conner - Fast & Furious
Alfred Miles - Atlanta
Vanessa Keifer - Atlanta
Earnest Marks - Atlanta
Orel Puppington - Moral Orel
Doughy Latchkey - Moral Orel
Stephanie Putty - Moral Orel
Meatwad - Aqua Teen Hunger Force