miss ryan's self-ship central :)
DNI
if you are homophobic, transphobic, racist, etc. - basic dni criteria
if you do not support BLM and ACAB
if you support pedophilia/MAP and/or incest
if you are a pro-shipper and/or are an adult who ages-up minor characters to ship with them/sexualize them
BYF
i’m not super comfortable sharing some of my romantic f/os, so please don’t be disheartened if i don’t follow back - you can still interact if you’re comfortable
i try to keep my main blog as clean as possible - any suggestive or nsfw content will go on my after hours blog (to be created) !!!
ABOUT ME
hi !!! i go by Miss Ryan or Rye, my pronouns are she/her, i’m 22 years old, and i fall on the aromantic spectrum.
half the reason i fell into self-shipping is for coping reasons - i have a hard time developing relationships with real people, and very very rarely develop romantic attraction to real people, so having f/os helps me a lot !!!
S/I INFO
all my s/is are basically just,,,,,,,,, me !!! different versions of myself with different hairdos and styles and careers - i like to think of them as my potential paths :)
my Joe Dirt s/i is just me - i treat that ship as my actual romantic relationship in life :)
F/O LIST
my f/o list always has the potential to change !!!
as i get more comfortable with self-shipping and creating s/is, the list will likely grow :) it took me over a year to add more than one f/o (and s/i) to my roster !!!
names in bold i am NOT comfortable sharing !!! others i am less jealous about LMAO so gush as you please !!!
romantic f/os
Joe Dirt - Joe Dirt (2001)
s/i: Rye (me :) !!!)
ship tag: same moon
together since 03/02/21, married since 08/31/22
Alan Harper - Two and a Half Men
s/i: Kaye
ship tag: blueberry pancakes
Ralph Cifaretto - The Sopranos
s/i: Beatrix
ship tag: gladiator's paradise
John Wick - John Wick
s/i: Katana
ship tag: continental consequences
Kendall Roy - Sucession
s/i: Gogh
ship tag: corporate connection
Willy Wonka - Wonka (2023)
s/i: Bonnie
ship tag: sugar rush
Frankenstein's Creature - Frankenstein (1931)
s/i: Winnifred
ship tag: bolts and all
crushes
Dom Toretto - Fast & Furious
"Baby" Billy Freeman - The Righteous Gemstones
Karl Montgomery - The Righteous Gemstones
William Murderface - Metalocalypse
Pickles the Drummer - Metalocalypse
Nathan Explosion - Metalocalypse
Neil Fak - The Bear
Reverend Rod Putty - Moral Orel
Darius - Atlanta
Alfred Miles - Atlanta
Dennis Finch - Just Shoot Me
Ted Lasso - Ted Lasso
Mike Lane - Magic Mike
Maxandra Mendoza - Magic Mike
platonic f/os
Brandy - Joe Dirt (2001)
Kickin' Wing - Joe Dirt (2001)
Charlene - Joe Dirt (2001)
Clem Doore - Joe Dirt (2001)
Charlie Harper - Two and a Half Men
Jake Harper - Two and a Half Men
Adriana La Cerva - The Sopranos
Skwisgaar Skwigelf - Metalocalypse
Toki Wartooth - Metalocalypse
Charles Offdensen - Metalocalypse
Judy Gemstone - The Righteous Gemstones
Noodle - Wonka (2023)
Letty Ortiz - Fast & Furious
Tej Parker - Fast & Furious
Roman Pearce - Fast & Furious
Mia Toretto - Fast & Furious
Brian O'Conner - Fast & Furious
Vanessa Keifer - Atlanta
Earnest Marks - Atlanta
Orel Puppington - Moral Orel
Doughy Latchkey - Moral Orel
Stephanie Putty - Moral Orel
links !!!
for things like discord or instagram, please ask !!! i’m just a bit stingier about giving those out :)